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Writings on Ferdie’s Desk
- Father’s Day 2026 June 21, 2026
- O.J. and My Brother February 3, 2026
- My Pool Table Skills November 27, 2025
- Books by Ferdie February 16, 2025
- Anna Nicole Smith October 25, 2024
- No! September 17, 2024
- The Rabbit Hole January 5, 2024
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Wait on the LORD: be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the LORD. Psalms 27:14 King James Bible
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In the Beginning, God said…
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: Ferdie, play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie years ago practicing for a show at the coffee house on his INSTRUMENT OF THE LORD. […]
Haunted Museum
I told y’all that my house is haunted. I am trying my best to move out very quickly before I meet my end in here. That is the last thing that I want. God is dealing with me b/c I have played around with hypnotism, Cosmic visions, Zen meditation, spiritual levitations (and such) since I […]
The Jinx
I saw the jinx coming! Why did I bet on the San Antonio Spurs and win money in game №3 of the 2026 NBA finals? I saw an announcement in the news several days before game №3 that set off an alert on my antenna. I Loved NY Knicks All Year Why did I bet […]
Cajun Country

I was born in Cajun Country. I am looking right now for the map that showed me this. VOILA! Here it is. Cajun Country is highlighted in gold. Yes, I was solidly born in Cajun Country. No! No! No! I see problems with the red in this map ⬇️. We need a debate. The map […]
Halloween to Mardi Gras

After the picture⬇️ I explain about… the movie BRIDE of FRANKENSTEIN. Meanwhile, our bad Wolf is contemplating dealing for another bird >>behind curtain #3? If he gets da Bride of Frakenstein behind curtain №3, he has two birds. Hope he does not get a Zonk. Like they say, a bird in hand is better than […]
King Farouk III

My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, rulers of the Mountains of Zion on the Nile to the annex in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December […]
Happy Thanksgiving!

New Orleans (Nov. 27, 2025) — I will write about how my Thanksgiving is going. I already know what is on the menu, and what football games are coming on. I will notify you once I write the story. UPDATE: I wrote a little bit already at: https://wp.me/p1u4ud-19F ⬇️A Past Thanksgiving⬇️ I posted too many […]
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Happy Mardi Gras, Y’all
While they were voting in New Hampshire on Tuesday, we were celebrating Fat Tuesday in New Orleans. Happy Mardi Gras! Here is a video of my grandson, lil’ Vaughn, marching in the Iris parade in New Orleans on Saturday and … Continue reading
What Tiffany Coyne Liked
Twitter sent this notification to Ferdie Werdie: “Tiffany Coyne liked your Tweet, Ferdie Werdie,” said Twitter. Which reminds me of how in the bible it always says, “Thus, saith the Lord.” For instance, “You of little faith, why did you … Continue reading
Super Bowl Weekend
I don’t know about y’all, but I am ready for Super Bowl weekend. UPDATE: Since I posted the Wild Card schedule a few weeks ago, we are now heading toward Super Bowl weekend which has the Carolina Panthers meeting the … Continue reading
The Morn After Christmas
1 ‘Twas the morn after Christmas, when all thro’ the house, 2 Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; 3 The food is all eaten and my stomach is round, 4 I’m glad that St. Nicholas is no … Continue reading
Our New Big Loser Contest
Note: Below I honored Stacey Dash for calling out Glamour Magazine for honoring the freak, Caitlyn Jenner, by awarding to him/her/it the Woman of the Year. Subsequently, I have been hearing the story from the other side of the coin … Continue reading
Pictures of My Grandchildren on Halloween
I am still wanting to have some more fun from Halloween weekend. Now I am back to the nuts and bolts of daily, routine life. I might have a drink or two in order to lift my spirits back to … Continue reading
My Hunger Strike vs. Hate
The Lord has spoken to me during my #HungerStrike vs. #Hate. I announced on July 27th that I was already 24 hours into my Hunger Strike against Hate. Today I am #124hours into my hunger strike now, as of this … Continue reading
Carl and Uncle Bay
Carl Delery asked: Does everyone know the origination of the name “Uncle Bay”? My understanding is with Ferd, the first nephew. Uncle Sidney – “Come to uncle, bay.” Ferd – “Uncle Bay?” The rest is history, a long list of … Continue reading
Bobbi Kristina. Nooo!!
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I am sure that today many fans are following the news about Bobbi Kristina Brown. This is so eerie!! She was found unconscious over the weekend in a bathtub very similarly to how her mother, Whitney … Continue reading
Eyeballs and Elbows
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — The title above is not exactly how the phrase goes. However, you will understand my twist once you read more. Do you remember this picture below from our past? Jayne Mansfield used to dress provocatively publicly … Continue reading