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In the Beginning, God said…
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: Ferdie, play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie years ago practicing for a show at the coffee house on his INSTRUMENT OF THE LORD. […]
Haunted Museum
I told y’all that my house is haunted. I am trying my best to move out very quickly before I meet my end in here. That is the last thing that I want. God is dealing with me b/c I have played around with hypnotism, Cosmic visions, Zen meditation, spiritual levitations (and such) since I […]
The Jinx
I saw the jinx coming! Why did I bet on the San Antonio Spurs and win money in game №3 of the 2026 NBA finals? I saw an announcement in the news several days before game №3 that set off an alert on my antenna. I Loved NY Knicks All Year Why did I bet […]
Cajun Country
I was born in Cajun Country. I am looking right now for the map that showed me this. VOILA! Here it is. Cajun Country is highlighted in gold. Yes, I was solidly born in Cajun Country. No! No! No! I see problems with the red in this map ⬇️. We need a debate. The map […]
Halloween to Mardi Gras
After the picture⬇️ I explain about… the movie BRIDE of FRANKENSTEIN. Meanwhile, our bad Wolf is contemplating dealing for another bird >>behind curtain #3? If he gets da Bride of Frakenstein behind curtain №3, he has two birds. Hope he does not get a Zonk. Like they say, a bird in hand is better than […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, rulers of the Mountains of Zion on the Nile to the annex in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
New Orleans (Nov. 27, 2025) — I will write about how my Thanksgiving is going. I already know what is on the menu, and what football games are coming on. I will notify you once I write the story. UPDATE: I wrote a little bit already at: https://wp.me/p1u4ud-19F ⬇️A Past Thanksgiving⬇️ I posted too many […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Category Archives: Love
ME and MY MAMA
I had a grand day on Mother’s Day in celebration of all mothers of the world. I hope that my mom had a lovely, fine Mother’s Day. All you mothers make the world go round. P.S. (New Orleans) From: Ferdie Werdie … Continue reading
Grow Old With Dignity?
On frequent occasions, my daughters have told me that I have to learn how to grow old with dignity. They are too funny! I am not pushing up daisies yet; I’m still breathing and kicking. On Thursday night, while I … Continue reading
What a Lovely Dang Morning!
I feel like saying the F-word. In fact, I did say it; but I will not say it here because I am a gentleman :). I am aggravated this morning ..and COLD!! Pollen must be in the air, or something. … Continue reading
Fifteen Polynesian Virgins
Speaking of the lottery: if I had won $338 million, I would already be living on my new island that I bought for cash. The island’s name would be FERDINAND ISLAND; and I would already be living with the 15 new … Continue reading
The Flyer for the Function
Latest info is at links below. This is the very original flyer. Finalized info is at the links. Back then, people had said they were having trouble clicking to the original Flyer link about the function. So, I wrote it below quickly (w/o graphics) until you can get to … Continue reading
Turn Ons for Women
LOL …hahaha. The WebMD article that I linked below says that one top thing that turns on a woman is for her man to wash the dishes. 🙂 I would not have been given the chance to create my daughters if that … Continue reading
Beating A Dead Horse Alive
Ferdie Werdie Some personalities on the radio in Nawlins have been trying to ratchet down people’s emotions about NFL commish Roger Goodell. Everyone in town wants to personally serve him a big bowl of “gumbo” or a lovely, delicious beverage when … Continue reading
Why I Wuv My Gwanddaughters!
Ferdie Werdie I was with all of my daughters, grandchildren, etc. for Thanksgiving. They tried to keep me and the lil’ one (2nd from left) separated. Yes, the lil’ one (her dad calls her Pan Cake/I call her Potato) looks … Continue reading
Why I Wuv Ann Coulter!
Why did @AnnCoulter call me a smart man? I’ll translate her tweet: She called me a smart man because I tweeted to her that I sent her picture to a friend showing how beautiful she is. Plus, in an Internet story about Best-looking … Continue reading
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