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King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, rulers of the Mountains of Zion on the Nile to the annex in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
New Orleans (Nov. 27, 2025) — I will write about how my Thanksgiving is going. I already know what is on the menu, and what football games are coming on. I will notify you once I write the story. UPDATE: I wrote a little bit already at: https://wp.me/p1u4ud-19F ⬇️A Past Thanksgiving⬇️ I posted too many […]
Sitting Wolf
NOTE: My New Year resolution for 2026 is to give up sugar. I have diabetes anyway, and have to avoid sugar per doctor’s orders. Then, I explain my Native American Indian name at the bottom; last article. I’m A Dylan Fan Ferdie Delery (Dec. 30, 2025) — Bob Dylan was married to one of my […]
Black QBs In League
Firstly, I wanted to explain this cartoon. I might have missed the joke and laughed at the wrong thing. I laughed at Lucy saying, “His superior — a woman.” Maybe that is not what the joke is about. Did I miss the point? Sorry, ladies! Four Now Replaced By Whites Since I wrote this article⬇️ […]
My Pool Table Skills
I have to fact check with my brother at what age he started shooting pool in the back of our cousin’s bar room. At the corner of St. Anthony St. and Claiborne Ave. in New Orleans was a bar room (Fat’s Bar) owned by a cousin of my Grandfather Sidney Cates. I, unlike my brother, […]
My Cosmic Readings
I heard God say, “Ferdie, you are blessed.” Climbing more deeply (even deeper), I discerned that “the Lord will place in your face (along your journey) people whom he wants to use to reveal himself to you.” Ash Wednesday Begins Lent Maybe, during this Lenten period, you might turn to God and your loved ones for […]
Deportation Crackdown
The courts are studying Trump’s alien deportation roundups which are inhuman. I did not know that this song⬇️ was a hit song back in the day.
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Tag Archives: Love
Me and Women
Women often say about me, “He’s-a no do the right thing. He’s-a some lousy rat-fink basset.” This is said here in an unknown foreign accent… unknown to the reader. I know what foreign accent it is. Question: To my brother, … Continue reading
Drive Them Crazy!
If you need to drive some women crazy, read my book first. Continue reading
Power in Praise
Oh that men would praise the LORD for his goodness, and for his wonderful works to the children of men! Psalm 107:8. Thank the Lord that it is Christmas time. Hallelujah!! Below you see me and 2 of my granddaughters … Continue reading
I Wuv Hillary Clinton
Geaux, Girl! You need to do it for the sake of history. I luv, wuv and love Hillary Clinton. She will make a great president. All of you chauvinist pigs (including that wildebeest Donald Trump) need to leave her the … Continue reading
Dems in Brooklyn
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I think that it would be a daggone great convention if the Democrats held their 2016 Presidential Convention in Brooklyn, New York. I would love it; and maybe even visit my brother there during the convention. … Continue reading
I Run To These Arms
Dominique Batiste shared below photo: on Saturday 3/15/2014 NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — In weekend news! I read the below quote this weekend which “hit home” with me because of some things that I had been thinking about all week. So … Continue reading
Paula Patton Straight into Ferdie’s Arms
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Hollywood Movie star and sex kitten Paula Patton is about to fall from the sky straight into my arms like an angel. WATCH!! I am not playing. She will be mine. Now that she and singer … Continue reading
Shut Up, You Lousy BLEEP
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — @Carl, my brother >>Last night I experienced a prime example of what you recently said about male-female communications. UPDATE: There are two sides to every story. The following is only my side of the story. Someone reminded … Continue reading
ME and MY MAMA
I had a grand day on Mother’s Day in celebration of all mothers of the world. I hope that my mom had a lovely, fine Mother’s Day. All you mothers make the world go round. P.S. (New Orleans) From: Ferdie Werdie … Continue reading
Grow Old With Dignity?
On frequent occasions, my daughters have told me that I have to learn how to grow old with dignity. They are too funny! I am not pushing up daisies yet; I’m still breathing and kicking. On Thursday night, while I … Continue reading
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