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King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, rulers of the Mountains of Zion on the Nile to the annex in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
New Orleans (Nov. 27, 2025) — I will write about how my Thanksgiving is going. I already know what is on the menu, and what football games are coming on. I will notify you once I write the story. UPDATE: I wrote a little bit already at: https://wp.me/p1u4ud-19F ⬇️A Past Thanksgiving⬇️ I posted too many […]
Sitting Wolf
NOTE: My New Year resolution for 2026 is to give up sugar. I have diabetes anyway, and have to avoid sugar per doctor’s orders. Then, I explain my Native American Indian name at the bottom; last article. I’m A Dylan Fan Ferdie Delery (Dec. 30, 2025) — Bob Dylan was married to one of my […]
Black QBs In League
Firstly, I wanted to explain this cartoon. I might have missed the joke and laughed at the wrong thing. I laughed at Lucy saying, “His superior — a woman.” Maybe that is not what the joke is about. Did I miss the point? Sorry, ladies! Four Now Replaced By Whites Since I wrote this article⬇️ […]
My Pool Table Skills
I have to fact check with my brother at what age he started shooting pool in the back of our cousin’s bar room. At the corner of St. Anthony St. and Claiborne Ave. in New Orleans was a bar room (Fat’s Bar) owned by a cousin of my Grandfather Sidney Cates. I, unlike my brother, […]
My Cosmic Readings
I leaned on some of my psycho studies for my book, I HAVE A DREAM! https://a.co/d/0wPSoO5 >>You may also ask yourself if any of the pages in my book reveal answers to the collapsing world around us. Is our world sliding into hell in a hand basket? …and with whom? I said that I write […]
Deportation Crackdown
The courts are studying Trump’s alien deportation roundups which are inhuman. I did not know that this song⬇️ was a hit song back in the day.
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
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To My Brother, Carl Delery
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Carl, I am scraping along today having a busy, rough day. However, when you were in my corner years ago everyone thought that I was a bad Motor Scooter. NOT TRUE!! I was only hanging in … Continue reading
Dominique Batiste Wins Award
From: Ferd (@ferdiewerdie) Sent: Sun 8/11/13 10:55 PM To: Teams in My League Cc: delerygazette@hotmail.com by Ferdie Werdie Yahoo! awarded its Best Draft Award 2013 tonight after a totally heated, knock down, dragged out draft this evening. My daughter Dominique Batiste flat out swiped … Continue reading
Blogs Kill WHITE HOUSE DOWN Opening
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Obi-Wan Kenobi is probably who was needed to help WHITE HOUSE DOWN and Jamie Foxx in its opening weekend. It opened 4th with $24M while Monsters University took in $140.9M at #1 for second week in a row. Conservative … Continue reading
Nelson Mandela
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — As of right now (7:05 a.m. New Orleans time) they say that Mandela is still with this world. My prayers are with Mandela, his family and the whole world. God is watching over us. My opinion: … Continue reading
Favorite Vacation Spot
FLA (Gazette) — I just remembered how much I like Florida. Until I turned on the news this morning, I even forgot that Hurricane Andrea crossed through Florida yesterday and overnight. I was enjoying how pretty it is where I am … Continue reading
#RunningBack is anti- #GayMarriage
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Mixing sports with politics (the gay-marriage issue & the coming-out issue) is once again in the news. Top NFL #runningback voices opposition. Vikings’ Adrian Peterson is probably the best r/b in the league. He has now … Continue reading
Buy Lottery in Florida
Exactly where to buy next Powerball lottery ticket is revealed by location of the current winner of the entire $590 Powerball jackpot. Florida!! I will drive to the closest corner of Florida to me to buy my next Powerball ticket. … Continue reading
ME and MY MAMA
I had a grand day on Mother’s Day in celebration of all mothers of the world. I hope that my mom had a lovely, fine Mother’s Day. All you mothers make the world go round. P.S. (New Orleans) From: Ferdie Werdie … Continue reading
Grow Old With Dignity?
On frequent occasions, my daughters have told me that I have to learn how to grow old with dignity. They are too funny! I am not pushing up daisies yet; I’m still breathing and kicking. On Thursday night, while I … Continue reading
What a Lovely Dang Morning!
I feel like saying the F-word. In fact, I did say it; but I will not say it here because I am a gentleman :). I am aggravated this morning ..and COLD!! Pollen must be in the air, or something. … Continue reading
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