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In the Beginning, God said…
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: Ferdie, play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie years ago practicing for a show at the coffee house on his INSTRUMENT OF THE LORD. […]
Haunted Museum
I told y’all that my house is haunted. I am trying my best to move out very quickly before I meet my end in here. That is the last thing that I want. God is dealing with me b/c I have played around with hypnotism, Cosmic visions, Zen meditation, spiritual levitations (and such) since I […]
The Jinx
I saw the jinx coming! Why did I bet on the San Antonio Spurs and win money in game №3 of the 2026 NBA finals? I saw an announcement in the news several days before game №3 that set off an alert on my antenna. I Loved NY Knicks All Year Why did I bet […]
Cajun Country
I was born in Cajun Country. I am looking right now for the map that showed me this. VOILA! Here it is. Cajun Country is highlighted in gold. Yes, I was solidly born in Cajun Country. No! No! No! I see problems with the red in this map ⬇️. We need a debate. The map […]
Halloween to Mardi Gras
After the picture⬇️ I explain about… the movie BRIDE of FRANKENSTEIN. Meanwhile, our bad Wolf is contemplating dealing for another bird >>behind curtain #3? If he gets da Bride of Frakenstein behind curtain №3, he has two birds. Hope he does not get a Zonk. Like they say, a bird in hand is better than […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, rulers of the Mountains of Zion on the Nile to the annex in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
New Orleans (Nov. 27, 2025) — I will write about how my Thanksgiving is going. I already know what is on the menu, and what football games are coming on. I will notify you once I write the story. UPDATE: I wrote a little bit already at: https://wp.me/p1u4ud-19F ⬇️A Past Thanksgiving⬇️ I posted too many […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Category Archives: Politics
Drowned Walking on Water
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I’ve never tried the below miracle. However, I have NO COMMENT presently!! This article also says that at another time a Nigerian “Prophet” donned a red robe and entered a den full of lions (similarly to … Continue reading
Israel Does Not Want Peace
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — The whole world is recently now trying to work out peace with Iran, and with the Middle East in general. Well, it seems the whole world is making this effort at peace except Israel. Sometimes you … Continue reading
Tropical Storm Karen
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I just read something that is amazing, and should be noted on Fox News and CNN News. The United States government is shut down, and there is a storm headed straight for the guts of the … Continue reading
Blogs Kill WHITE HOUSE DOWN Opening
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Obi-Wan Kenobi is probably who was needed to help WHITE HOUSE DOWN and Jamie Foxx in its opening weekend. It opened 4th with $24M while Monsters University took in $140.9M at #1 for second week in a row. Conservative … Continue reading
Nelson Mandela
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — As of right now (7:05 a.m. New Orleans time) they say that Mandela is still with this world. My prayers are with Mandela, his family and the whole world. God is watching over us. My opinion: … Continue reading
#RunningBack is anti- #GayMarriage
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Mixing sports with politics (the gay-marriage issue & the coming-out issue) is once again in the news. Top NFL #runningback voices opposition. Vikings’ Adrian Peterson is probably the best r/b in the league. He has now … Continue reading
Violent Deaths End Hostage Situation
Ferdie Werdie Algerian government forces attacked the BP gas plant hostage situation and killed Islamists and hostages indiscriminantly. I cannot defend that. Maybe one American hostage (from Texas) was killed in the govt. attack, according to early reports. In one attack, … Continue reading
Why I Wuv Ann Coulter!
Why did @AnnCoulter call me a smart man? I’ll translate her tweet: She called me a smart man because I tweeted to her that I sent her picture to a friend showing how beautiful she is. Plus, in an Internet story about Best-looking … Continue reading
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